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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

14.06.2025 18:55

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.